akhri hyderabadi joke

Hyderabadi Joke: Hyderabadi customer goes to a bank to deposit cheque
Hyderabadi Customer:- Merku Cheque Deposit Karna Hai… Kab Tak Clear Karte…??
Banker:- 2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata.
Customer:- Dono Bankan toh Amne Samne Ich Hai Phir Itti Der Kaiku…
Banker:- Mian, Procedure Follow Karna Padhta,, Misaal ke Tor Pe, Agar Aap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhaathe… Ya Phir Marte Ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte…
Customer:- Aise khatarnak misal nako de re baba, mein samaj gaya.

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Hyderabadi Joke: Salim Feku ke Bawa
Salim Feku: Hamare Bawa itte lambe hai ki Khade Khade chalte Fan ku rok dete
Jahangir: Hamare Bawa bhi lambe ich hai, lekin aise Haule Kaama nai karte….
Salim Feku : My dad is so tall that he would stop a moving fan with his hand
Jahangir: Even my dad is tall but he didnt do such nonsense stuff

Hyderabadi joke

Hyderabadi mothers..
Mom: Beta where are u now? Its 1.00 A.M. na beta come home fast!
Son: whos dis ??
Mom: Arre o murde!! zaleel kaha hai re tu?
itti raat hogayi na, kidar marra re. awara gardi karte huye. jaldi ghar ku aa..
Son: aji ammi tum hai… itti izzat se baat karre to mai samjha ki ABBA dusri shadi karliye.. Abhi aaroo!!